I'm incompetent, clumsy, and a magnet for bad luck. I can't do a damn thing correctly, yet I keep moving forward. Always acting sheepish, but life is just peachy.

September 2 2008

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Sex Addicts.

David Duchovny is a sex addict? This just blows my mind. Fox Mulder isn’t a sex addict. The only addiction he has are to the X-Files! Also…Halle Berry has a kid? WTF? Wasn’t her ex-husband a sex addict? Whatever happened to Tom Sizemore? Wait…there’s a rehabilitation centers for sex addicts? Well, if there’s rehab for partying, then I guess…

Isn’t Lindsay Lohan a sex addict too?